Monday, February 12

The Anti-Cute

Meet Alex.
Alex mostly comes out at night but has made a few appearances today. She is loud and hard to miss, most probably because if you don’t notice her, she will come up to you and rectify this situation.
She gets to know all the girls in the bathroom queue, will hop onto a stage and sing karaoke with a perfect stranger, just because the poor girl is singing all on her lonesome. She will get up on stage, in a playboy bunny outfit, and dance (with another strange girl) at Kilimanjaro.
She offers relationship advice to perfect strangers. (Due to her vast experience in this area)
She flirts with EVERYONE, male, female, friends, strangers and even couples… (Ok but she felt bad because the boyfriend was flirting with her and of course the only natural way to deal with this was to hit on his girlfriend.)
If she doesn’t like something about you or something you are wearing she will tell you and not bother to sugar coat it.
She is the best dancer around and everyone around her is grateful that there are no poles or that Lolly Jackson owns the place.
She makes herself at home behind the bar and disturbs anyone who is trying to have a chilled, quiet evening.
She is never shy to whip out her underwear if she thinks it is worthy to be seen in public; luckily she manages to keep her clothes on, most of the time…
She is, generally, a hazard.

People say we look exactly alike, sound the same and dress the same.
Meet Alex, because I haven’t.

Remain Infinitely Cute
XXX

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now now cuteness I am sure that Alex resents the fact that you are calling her the anti-cute! Alex is definitely just as cute and wow is she a Hazard, with a capital H!!!

Alex, Candy and Mona....good times, good times, dont think Tiger or the Maneater have ever been the same since.

You got to love the Alter-Ego!

Her Infinite Cuteness said...

My dear sweet pea, Alex is anything but cute.
hmmm interesting that those 3 have never actually partied together! i think this is a VERY good thing, can u imagine the carnage...

Jam said...

Cuteness - Alex sounds fabulous... Alex, Candy and Mona... why do all three of these alter egos have stripper names?

Anonymous said...

hahaha she thinks so too..

I think because they behave like strippers? hmmmmm.....

Anonymous said...

Mona resents that! When have any of then taken their clothes off and behaved like strippers? Lets just put it down to the fact that they are 3 girls who occassionally like to throw their names away! And when they do, they do it good and proper! Thank goodness we have never seen a night when all 3 have made appearances at once, can you imagine the mayhem!

Phlippy said...

Alex didn't happen to be at The Knee perchance on Saturday night?

Her Infinite Cuteness said...

O yeah, that was all Alex

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmmmm....
The alter egos may not be strippers at heart - but boy do they love tucking into other females.... :)

Anonymous said...

At least there are alter egos to blame Tit, what's your excuse???

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha......
I also have an alter ego - she took a while to come out - but i think i have finally found her...
She just needs an appropriate name now - any ideas???????

Anonymous said...

Welcome!!!! She definitely needs a stripper name though:
1)Lola
2)Mischa
3)Solitaire
4)Foxy
5)Valentina
6)Emmanuelle
Personally I think Lola is good for her Tit, what you think? Just some options for you!!!!

Anonymous said...

Nice options my little pea of sweet! I think Lola is good! also a fan of Mischa though.....hmmmm......tough call!

Anonymous said...

LOLA!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Lola it is then.....