Saturday, September 13

Post of Nations

Some Stereotypes.

Americans.

Ignorant, Arrogant, stupid and fat. Living in constant fear, in a double-wide, of further terror attacks.
The only foreign country they are aware of, that shockingly doesn't speak American, is Iraq.

Aussies.

Arrogant, surrounded by flies and partial to sheep. Extremely judgemental, especially of racism, while hugely secretive
of their activities to snuff out the few remaining Aborigines that escaped the first time around. Oh and they like to walk
around at night simply because it is safe to do so. Very good at sport unfortunately

British.

Bad teethed, weedy race who spend most of their lives down at the pub, living in fear of their children or farting God Save the Queen.

Arabs (Dubai).

Everything has a price, EVERYTHING.

South Africans.

Suffers from "the grass is always greener on the other side" syndrome. Longs to walk around at night in Australia. Will always complain about crime, corruption and Zuma but happily bribe a cop. 'Faultless', 'blameless' and always has a 'valid reason' for doing exactly as they wish to others. So very hard done by.

Remain Infinitely Cute
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