How to be a good talk-show host

Talk-shows are a dime a dozen. However some work and others fail miserably! This is due solely to the quality of the host and not the show (look at good ole Jerry). Here are the things that the Oprahs and Jerrys have, strangely they apply to a rather good approach on life.

1. Always have an interesting set, this should change with every new season, even if the changes are ever so subtle. If your set looks good, so do you.
2. Remain as objective as you possibly can, you are, after all, a type of journalist.
3. Be informed and up to date about hot topics and current events, especially when the topic is appearing or has appeared on your show.
4. Always have well groomed eyebrows.
5. Listen and empathize with your guests, show that you care, but never gush excessively! This is unnecessary and nauseating.
6. Always have perfectly manicured nails, great hair and healthy teeth.
7. Wear fabulous shoes.
8. Exude confidence in yourself, your show and your knowledge and abilities.
9. Only offer help when it is wanted.
10. Spectacular earrings are a must! Other jewelry is important but earrings seal the deal.
11. Have an incredibly sharp wit and always be entertaining, while remaining smart.
12. Don't trash talk other talk-show hosts.
13. Don’t misrepresent yourself, do confront your demons and scandals, chances are your audience knows about it, no space for a pink elephant on your set.
14. There should be a relationship between you and your audience so offer personal information to them. this encourages feelings of warmth and openness.
15. Always present the truth, people hate liars.
16. Have a pleasant laugh, no room for snorting here.
17. Always make a fabulous entrance and always be the picture of grace and elegance.
18. Have a signature closing line.
19. Always have the respect of the guests and of your audience.

And lastly

20.To really boost your ratings for a new season, give everyone a car, just because you can.

Remain Infinitely Cute

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