A true friend stabs you in the front

Friend is a term that is thrown around too loosely, in my opinion. Most people have pals….. A friend is someone you can phone at 3 in morning in tears because you are having a fat day. This friend will then have no problem telling you to get a grip and to f**k off, its 3 in the morning, without offending you. A friend can tell you, in all honesty, which outfit looks nicer and in fact your bum does look fat in those pants. Now this all sounds a little harsh but one doesn’t always say these things in such a callous manner. “Why don’t you try you black skirt with that halter top” is basically saying you look nice but I have seen you look better in something else. A real friend will tell you all her beauty and weight-loss secrets because she wants you to look as hot as she does.
She is the girl who sits with you in the club bathroom for an hour while you chunda, look at your mascara smeared face, tell you that you are a beautiful girl but you look like a crack whore, and hand you her make up bag.

A friend will tell you when you are being unreasonable and irrational. She will tell you when you are blatantly wrong. BUT she will stand up for you no matter what, even when you are wrong. She can tell you are upset, just by looking at you or hearing that fake “I'm great” voice. A true friend tells you when you are being a sh*t and need to pull yourself towards yourself. She considers your feelings, no matter how silly they may seem. A true friend tells you like it is because you both know that no matter the situation, your friendship is stronger. A friend can laugh with you and cry with you, make you laugh about something that you have even been crying about. She wouldn’t say anything that she wouldn’t say to your face. She can tell you when you have hurt her and your actions are uncalled for, without being spiteful. She willing to go beyond the call of duty for you and has every right to be angry with you if you do not do the same.

If you are sick in hospital on New Years Eve she will come and ring in the new year with you, just because she knows you believe that however you spend new year is how you spend the rest of the year, and she doesn’t want you to think its gonna be sick and alone.

“A true friend knows everything about you, and still likes you”