I am sure most people who do not live in a cave have been watching Greys religiously. So last night the pair of runts and I are watching and it comes to the part where the woman has a foreign object stuck inside her. Open door, see couple, Cuteness’s registering rate – immediate. The parents needed a little more help…..
Side Note: The parents appear to have a slight hearing problem, a great irritation in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mamma Cuteness: Who is the man?
The Don: What?
Mamma Cuteness: THE MAN WHO IS HE?
Cuteness: her husband.
The Don: who?
Cuteness: HER HUSBAND.
(Greys in the background, establish that it is in fact the ex-hubby.)
Cuteness: oh, her ex.
Pair of Runts: who?
Cuteness: HER EX HUSBAND.
Mamma Cuteness: Well what is he doing there? Why are they in that position? I though she had a foreign object stuck.
(The Don now listening…)
Cuteness: Her husband is the foreign object.
Pair of Runts: Hey?
Cuteness: HER HUSBAND IS THE FOREIGN OBJECT.
(Silence)
The Don: How does that happen?
Mamma Cuteness: oh my god, I could think of nothing worse.
The Don giggles and continues watching. My mother shaking her head at the mere thought!
A little while later we learn of the piercing…
The Don: we still don’t know how they are stuck.
Mamma Cuteness: what?
The Don ignores her…
Mamma Cuteness: He has a pissing?
Cuteness: no mom a piieerrcciinng.
The Don: A what?
Cuteness: A PIERCING.
Mamma Cuteness: so?
Cuteness: that’s how they stuck.
Mamma Cuteness: what kind of piercing gets you stuck like that?
The Don: What?
(I look at my mother, you are not THIS stupid!!!!!)
Mamma Cuteness: HE HAS A PIERCING THAT IS STUCK THE DON.
The Don: oh, how does that work?
Cuteness: (I say this loudly so I don’t have to repeat this and continue this hell) THE MAN HAS A PIERCING THAT CAUSED THEM TO GET STUCK IN THIS SITUATION.
Pair of Runts: oohhhh…. (Giggle)
At this point I am ready to kill both of them and the writers!!!
And all I was wondering was how the hell did they get to the hospital?!
Remain Infinitely Cute
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3 comments:
Now I want to slap your folks!
hahahaha u have to get thru me first! its the quirky things that make u love em, i do however want to slap them regularly!
its frightening cause thy not a dumb pair. i think they are purposefully torturing me. get the youngest!
OH MY WORD, it was like you were describing watching television with my parents. Love 'em but jeez they can't follow a plot or hear too well either.
Worst case - when my dad sat down to watch Ali G with me and asked what a punani is - wanted to DIE!
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