Sunday, February 10

Major Team changes as 2008 Season kicks off.

View United is experiencing a great loss at the beginning of this leap year. Their MVP and MPP has officially been benched! Delicious has been taken off the field by a new comer, Bloemies. The team is a little out of sync with the loss of this valuable and popular player but they are slowly finding their feet as Delicious is participating in many friendly matches and showing the other players her unbelievable skill and vast bevy of secrets.

Sweet-pea remains a superb coach, participating in the odd friendly, demonstrating to all why she is one of the best coaches in the business. She has however relinquished some of her coaching responsibilities as she now deals only with attack strategies. View United has acquired and would like to officially welcome their new assistant coach, Whitey. He has been on the scene for a while now, however to break into the ranks of View United is a difficult, long and sometimes impossible venture. Whitey is a superb coach and all members of View United adore him adequately. Remaining in paper-pushing positions along with sweet-pea and Whitey are Tit and Von-Dutch(man). Von-Dutch(man), like Whitey, has been on the scene for a while but has yet to be officially welcomed. (This due entirely to my tardiness. I will complete all welcomes at end.) Masters and Ranger (henceforth known as angel) also remain in head-office. These are the great people behind the players keeping things running smoothly, the players looking fantastic and feeling pretty/ semi – normal.

Unfortunately for head-office they lost a valuable paper-pusher. Durban has now joined the ranks of the competitive players. He started the season off on a bit of a slow note due to a stomach injury and lack of reputation in the region but we have much hope for this player. He is by far the most promising, skilled and naturally talented player (see what I did there) this team has seen for some time.

Token, an old favorite is in positively superb form and his game skills don’t seem to be too bad either. (Picking up what Im putting down?) Although recently at an away game a shoe-lace snapped left him stranded on a jetty watching the boat sail away, but after a quick emergency time-out he was right back in it!

As for me, I am still in the team. I have 2 superb defense players in Durban and Token and a great support system in the rest.

As for the official welcomes. Whitey, Von Dutch(man) and Angel (ranger, see above). Welcome boys, I know you have been around and supporting the rest of the team for some time now. You all enjoy the privileges, rights and protection afforded to all View United members.

Here’s to a great 2008 season.

Remain Infinitely Cute
Xxx

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