Experience cont..

Chapter 2

When not to relieve your body of all alcoholic toxins.

A mother entrusted her 14 year old daughter in the hands of her two older and responsible sons to take her out and enjoy an evening of responsible partying. Now what mother wouldn’t be able to trust that 2 strapping young men would not look after their little and innocent little sister, protecting her from the evils that awaited her in the form of the Neptune Festival. Well it seems this mother had made a slight error in judgment. Upon their (very very late) return home, to a very angry mum waiting at the front door (then you know it’s bad!) the sweet innocent (hugely intoxicated) 14 year old girl greeted her mom with a bright “hi mom” and then her body proceeded to rid itself of its toxins in the pot-plant next to the front door.

A few of us decided to have a girl’s dinner one night and we ended up at The Hat. It turned out to be a particularly large one I must say! On our way home a cop pulled us over to check intoxication levels at which point my mate’s body (in the passenger seat) decided it was time to rid itself of its toxins. She opened the car door and continued to do so for a bit. The cop paused for a bit rather taken aback by this situation. (Specially because I was sitting in the back chanting “breathalyze me! Breathalyze me!”)

After a matric dance after party a friend and I were sitting in her dad’s car as we drove home at roughly 7am. It had obviously been a looooooong night and at EVERY robot she opened her car door to allow her body to rid itself of the toxins that had made their way around her blood stream the entire night. Quite drive home.

End of Chapter 2

Remain Infinitely Cute
XXX