The Anti-Cute

Meet Alex.
Alex mostly comes out at night but has made a few appearances today. She is loud and hard to miss, most probably because if you don’t notice her, she will come up to you and rectify this situation.
She gets to know all the girls in the bathroom queue, will hop onto a stage and sing karaoke with a perfect stranger, just because the poor girl is singing all on her lonesome. She will get up on stage, in a playboy bunny outfit, and dance (with another strange girl) at Kilimanjaro.
She offers relationship advice to perfect strangers. (Due to her vast experience in this area)
She flirts with EVERYONE, male, female, friends, strangers and even couples… (Ok but she felt bad because the boyfriend was flirting with her and of course the only natural way to deal with this was to hit on his girlfriend.)
If she doesn’t like something about you or something you are wearing she will tell you and not bother to sugar coat it.
She is the best dancer around and everyone around her is grateful that there are no poles or that Lolly Jackson owns the place.
She makes herself at home behind the bar and disturbs anyone who is trying to have a chilled, quiet evening.
She is never shy to whip out her underwear if she thinks it is worthy to be seen in public; luckily she manages to keep her clothes on, most of the time…
She is, generally, a hazard.

People say we look exactly alike, sound the same and dress the same.
Meet Alex, because I haven’t.

Remain Infinitely Cute
XXX