Tacky, Tacky, Tacky

So Sweet Pea seen as you missed last weekend, thought I would fill you in on the interesting details. Now I know you have heard various things but I would just like to state that the tackiness of the evening was not our responsibility (for once) and the Youngens that were present were completely to blame...

Durban came up for the weekend to get away from a va-jay-jay. (hmmm that's quite ironic, but that could just be my brain). So usual routine of setting off for the Vaal Dam occurred, pick everyone up, head off to the bottle store, and then the little list of groceries requested by Tit (She is named Tit because her breasteses are among the best in the group.) However Token and I weren't feeling very fond of the other 3 people in T2P so we left them behind at the petrol station for about half an hour, while we got our things together. We picked up the 3 unfavourables and they sorted out their booze. It seemed forgiveness came in the form of about 3 or 4 alcoholic beverages for Token and I. We eventually got on the way, drinking and singing. The booze was going down well, and Token, who I let like an idiot, was driving T2P, was the fastest drinker of all of us... We stopped at a little dive of a pub on the way, just after Meyerton, for a quick tequila.

Finally we arrived and we jumped out the car with a box full of empty bottles and all a little rowdy. The youngens were all very quick to say that baby-tit had warned them about us, and then vanished as quickly as they could. I think we made them a little nervous, cant imagine why!?

Later, after dinner and an afternoon of boozing, a brave youngen looked at us and said that with all the warnings, they were actually disappointed! Now I don't know about you but that sounds like a challenge to me! Doc and Durban were sent off to make some punch, while we explained to the youngens how to play Kings... The punch arrived and the game began. It seemed as the game progressed, the youngens fell prey to the evil punch. The punch was REVOLTING! (coastal people I tell you) but we did drink it like it was our mother's milk. Eventually, 6 of the 9 youngens had dropped like flies and only 3 remained..... Now, the queen was the Master of Anatomy card. This means that whoever draws the card has to do summin and everyone has to copy them. Last to do so had to drink. Now everyone avoiding the tall glass of punch to down, rushed to do whatever was required. The first one was drawn by a youngen who stripped off his shirt and sat there topless. And so we all followed, unfortunately, just taking a top off was not sufficient, so bras went off too.... Next card, drawn by same youngen, and everyone was naked! So us girls having a couple of things to handle didn't really have any hands. A problem that was solved by a boy on either side of the girls holding one breastes each. Now I was sitting between Token and baby-tit's boyfriend. Token held Mary-Kate and baby-tit's boy held Ashley. Something that was documented and shown to baby-tit and the rest of the youngens.

The next morning as we made our way downstairs, we received extremely disapproving looks from the youngen girls and we all sat in a little huddle around the pool, our own little circle of shame. The punishment was pretty fitting, however, as we all got terribly sun burnt and suffered from sun stroke on Monday... Ah good times.

Remain infinitely cute
xxx